Yumi is BORED~!

Yumi was bored. she was in the main chamber, sitting in the lap of her eternal parter Sasori while staring blankly at the television.

Kasume walked through the hallway, followed by hand with her love, Hidan. She walked into the main chamber to find her best freind, Yumi. "hello Yumi." she said as she entered the room.

"hey." Yumi replied without looking away from the tv. ".....WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WATCHING ANYWAY?!"
Sasori sighed. "Itachi is watching iCarly, and if we change the channel, he'll kill us all." Yumi looked frustrated. "But we should be watching something cool like, Criminal Minds." Itachi grunted. "Jerry Trainor is much more manlier than Matthew Gray Gubler." Yumi shot back. "SPENCER RIED COULD WHOOP SPENCER SHAY'S *** ANY TIME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!"

"Okay then." Kasume agreed in fear for her life. "Do you mind if we join?" she asked her friend. her hand linked with Hidans.

"yeah sure, you can if you want." Sasori replied exasperated.

"Thank you." Kasume said as she took a seat, on the floor. "Kasume, your aloud to sit on the couch." Hidan said as he raised an eyebrow."I know, i just like teh floor." Kasume informed them. "mind if i join you?" Hidan asked as he sat down before Kasume could answer. "yes. Yes you can sit down. Thank you for asking." Kasume joked.

TV::
::Sam: I need to get a new bra.
::Carly: I thought you just bought one a Build-A-Bra!
::Sam: I did, and i used it as a pudding bowl.
Yumi blinked. then blinked again. that was possibly the most stupid thing she had ever heard. She turned to look at Sasori. his face was frozen, like this. O.e with the bottom lid of his right eye twitching, and his mouth slightly ajaw.
OOC: my little sis was watching iCarly while i typed this, and i just quoted what i heard on the TV.

"Its okay Sasori."Kasume tried to ease his obvious pain. "hey Itachi, I hear that Kakashi posted a video about his new sharingan on youtube. Go check it out and find its weakness!" Kasume directed at Itachi. "what? I got to go check that out!" Itachi said as he got up and check.

Sasori's expression didn't change, but he slowly reached for the remote and changed it to CSI New York on A&E.

"Thank you! Ive been a little low on death today!" Kasume said, relieved. "So how are you Yumi?" Kasume asked.

"Good. Happy to be back in Sasori's arms again. I missed him." Yuim replied, kissing his cheek then turning to chat with her friend.

yeah, its nice having Hidan back to." Kasume said gratefully. "i wouldn't be here anymore if it wasn't for you." Hidan returned and put his arm around Kasume and kissed her.

"it's really great to see him back. You know, i don't think i could stand you in a mourning phase. And anyways, its really cool how LOYAL for each other you are. "she laughed as she pushed Sasori's head back until it fell off. Sasori put his head back on, then scolded her. "hey, i AM loyal. I'm so loyal, i left you so i could PROTECT you. from myself." Yuim laughed again. "Sure... anyways, just the other day, i saw Pein, like, obsessing over Konan's stomach. I think we ALL know what that means!"

Kasume gasped "A little Pein or Konan junior running around the hideout!" Kasume whispered. then laughed, Hidan smirked.

"can you imagine a mini Pein with Konan blue hair? ... or maybe, a mini Hidan with slick back Kasume purple hair?" Yumi threw Sasori's body in front of her own. "eeeeeeeeeeee!!! "meat wood shield!"

kasume blushed, then became violent. She grabbed Sasoris arm and ripped him away from Yumi's grasp. he landed near Hidan, who helped him stand back up. Sasori stood next to Hidan watching the girls tumble around. Kasume came towards Yumi, then jumped, pinning her to the ground then released back and said, "or a little Yumi with Sasoris red hair!" and put out a hand to help Yumi up.

"children with Sori-san? ... Is that even possible?" Yuim had a confused expression on her face. (like this O.o)
Yumi's slight bi-polar condition took over, and her mood changed instantly like she didn't even remember what they had been talking about. "I'm going to go make some Dango!" she squealed happily.

"im gonna come with." I said. As we both left the room Sasori and Hidan shrugged their shoulders and followed." Wait the **** up!" Hidan exclaimed. "Umm... What he said!" Sasori followed.

Before long, yumi had 3 serveings of teh dango made. She placed them in front of Kasume, Hidan, and then herself. For some reason she seemed extremely happy. (^^)

(teh dango)

"MMMMMM DANGO" Kasume exclaimed. Hidan smiled at her delighted outburst. " Im sorry you can't eat Sasori." Kasume said. "It looks edible." Hidan complimented.

Sasori shrugged, then returned to the televison.
...(dango! i dont know what to put!)
.... *nom nom nom teh dango was eaten*

"that was good. Ive been craving dango for forever i just suck at making it." Kasume laughed. "so i better go train and work off some of this dango, wanna come with?" Kasume asked Yumi and Sasaori.

"sure." Yumi replied, her random mood swing vanishing. "lemme grab my katana, fans, and scrolls." She darted off towards her room.

"Yeah i need my sword." Kasume said as she raised a hand in the air, a purple puff of smoke developed around her arm and when the smoke evaporated, her sword was in her hand. Hidan did the same except with gray smoke and his scythe appeared.

yumi returned, her katana and scrolls strapped to her back and the fans in her hands. "Oh, god. i forgot i could do that. I'm such a baka!