Chuck Norris Jokes

Heres a game for ya post Chuck Norris Jokes either ones that you found on the internet or ones you made up only additional rule to this topic NO REPEATS please we don't need 5 of the same joke in one topic

Heres one: Chuck Norris- The human punchline

Here's one more Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

America isnt a democarcy it's a chucktatership

When Chuck Norris swims in the Gulf of Mexico every few months, God pisses himself, causing hurricanes.
That is all.

In the start there was nothing.......then Chuck Norris punched nothing in the face and said"get a job."

Chuck Norris is the first person to know what I actually look like.

Chuck Norris can't do push-ups. He can only push the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can touch mc hammer






Chuck Norris can belive its not butter

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off!

Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Chuck Norriss kindergarten class.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris knows What Willis is Talking about

Two wrongs dont make a right. Unless youre Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

good point JC .people turn in2 weegee...BUT weegee turns in2 Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can cuss on this site

Chuck norris can believe it's not butter

In Mario, Chuck Norris would always be star man.

there is no theory of evolution only a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live

..A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

..Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

..Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

..Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


..They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses to see 3D. Some say that's where Nintendo got the idea for their new handheld.

think of the hotest women you can,chuck norris did her

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

the orignal tittle for alien vs predetor was alien and predetor vs Chuck Norris but was cancelled during pre-production because no one wanted to see a movie 14 seconds long